aphelant’s archive

Disconnect
{ PG | John/Rodney }
no spoilers, but set in a post-season 4 AU that excepts all season 5 canon; beta, title, and general awesomeness courtesy of general_jinjur

“I hate telemarketers,” he says to no one in particular.

Five Lies John Told (And Then A Whole Lotta Truth)
written by Speranza, recorded with permission
{ PG | John/Rodney }
permalinks provided by jinjurly

text | mp3 audio | podbook audio created by cybel

The World Is Crumbling All Around Us
written by Pru, recorded with permission
{ NC-17 | Bruno/Boots }
permalinks provided by jinjurly

text | mp3 audio | podbook audio created by cybel

Untitled (scratch)
{ PG | Daniel/Sam }
permalink provided by jinjurly

text | audio

Loser (hot like burning)
{ G | gen (UST: Lorne/Teyla, Lorne/everyone) }
co-podficced with general_jinjur
permalink provided by jinjurly

text | mp3 audio | podbook audio created by cybel

Curious Demons
{ G | Anya/Giles, Buffy/Spike }
permalink provided by jinjurly

text | audio

14,610 Days (40 Years) + 1
{ G | John/Rodney }
written for mcsmooch, on my birthday

Presents are of course expected, as well as cake, which should be delivered to him in the labs periodically throughout the day, with the understanding that it will not be shared. With anyone.

Professional
{ gen }
WIP, based on a prompt by catmoran

“Don’t be ridiculous - everyone knows who Princess Rodney of Torontonia is!”

This Is How It Happens
{ NC-17 | John/Rodney }
for melagan on her birthday

Maybe that, Rodney thinks, and grabs John by the hips…

Loser (hot like burning)
{ G | gen (UST: Lorne/Teyla, Lorne/everyone) | spoilers for ‘The Last Man’ }
comment-fic written with general_jinjur
| podfic available |

Lorne is so relieved when Sheppard comes home and it turns out that it wasn’t Lorne’s fault after all.