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Dared to Confess
{ NC-17 | Bruce/Tim/Kon | timeline? what timeline? | title from “We Are Wolves Now” by David Usher | written for Porn Battle 8 }

In hindsight, he probably should have wondered why Tim wanted them to fly all the way to San Francisco when Tim had a perfectly serviceable bed in Gotham.

Shell Shock
(alt-title: ‘Is That a SIG-Sauer P228 In Your Pocket, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?’)
{ PG | gen-ish | written for appellathon }
| podfic available |

‘Is that really necessary?’ the suit asked. It had a freaky electronic voice.

Zymosis
{PG | John/Rodney }
written for mcsmooch; beta and title by general_jinjur

The wine tastes vaguely of cherries, sweet and bright, and it has stained Rodney’s mouth obscenely.

Disconnect
{ PG | John/Rodney }
no spoilers, but set in a post-season 4 AU that excepts all season 5 canon; beta, title, and general awesomeness courtesy of general_jinjur

“I hate telemarketers,” he says to no one in particular.

14,610 Days (40 Years) + 1
{ G | John/Rodney }
written for mcsmooch, on my birthday

Presents are of course expected, as well as cake, which should be delivered to him in the labs periodically throughout the day, with the understanding that it will not be shared. With anyone.

Professional
{ gen }
WIP, based on a prompt by catmoran

“Don’t be ridiculous - everyone knows who Princess Rodney of Torontonia is!”

This Is How It Happens
{ NC-17 | John/Rodney }
for melagan on her birthday
| podfic available |

Maybe that, Rodney thinks, and grabs John by the hips…

Loser (hot like burning)
{ G | gen (UST: Lorne/Teyla, Lorne/everyone) | spoilers for ‘The Last Man’ }
comment-fic written with general_jinjur
| podfic available |

Lorne is so relieved when Sheppard comes home and it turns out that it wasn’t Lorne’s fault after all.

The New Black
{ gen | Ten/Rose }
| podfic available |
written for amireal’s Chafing Challenge

My clothes are soaked and we had to run for our lives and now I’m chafing and it’s all your fault, Rose!

Untitled (chafing challenge)
{ G | John/Rodney implied | spoilers for ‘McKay & Mrs. Miller’ }
| podfic available |
written for amireal’s Chafing Challenge

Oh, no, they were appealing to his sensitive side!