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Disconnect
{ PG | John/Rodney }
no spoilers, but set in a post-season 4 AU that excepts all season 5 canon; beta, title, and general awesomeness courtesy of general_jinjur

“I hate telemarketers,” he says to no one in particular.

14,610 Days (40 Years) + 1
{ G | John/Rodney }
written for mcsmooch, on my birthday

Presents are of course expected, as well as cake, which should be delivered to him in the labs periodically throughout the day, with the understanding that it will not be shared. With anyone.

Professional
{ gen }
WIP, based on a prompt by catmoran

“Don’t be ridiculous - everyone knows who Princess Rodney of Torontonia is!”

This Is How It Happens
{ NC-17 | John/Rodney }
for melagan on her birthday

Maybe that, Rodney thinks, and grabs John by the hips…

Loser (hot like burning)
{ G | gen (UST: Lorne/Teyla, Lorne/everyone) | spoilers for ‘The Last Man’ }
comment-fic written with general_jinjur
| podfic available |

Lorne is so relieved when Sheppard comes home and it turns out that it wasn’t Lorne’s fault after all.

The New Black
{ gen | Ten/Rose }
| podfic available |
written for amireal’s Chafing Challenge

My clothes are soaked and we had to run for our lives and now I’m chafing and it’s all your fault, Rose!

Untitled (chafing challenge)
{ G | John/Rodney implied | spoilers for ‘McKay & Mrs. Miller’ }
| podfic available |
written for amireal’s Chafing Challenge

Oh, no, they were appealing to his sensitive side!

Infatuated
{ R | Evan Lorne/Teyla Emmagan }
| podfic available |
written for the Porn Battle based on the prompt ‘Lorne/Teyla, paint brush’

He wanted to touch her beauty, possess it, immortalize it on canvas.

Untitled (kissing meme)
{ R | John/Rodney }
written for Kissing Meme: The Sequel

John has tasted many kisses in his lifetime.

Harbour In Stormy Waters
{ G | tag to ‘The Return Part 2′ }
| podfic available |
huge thanks to my betas tesserae (who wanted more) and general_jinjur (who wanted everything)

Instead of manning a control room, Chuck fetches sippy cups and mows the lawn.