Untitled (worship)
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teeny tiny ficlet written for yin_again
When Rodney bent over the console to plug crystal A into slot B (which caused a wall to slide aside and reveal a ZedPM), the natives of P3X-dustyanddirty dropped to the ground in supplication.
“Yes, yes, impressive, I know, but that’s not exactly necessary -”
“Oh great one,” shouted the native with the largest head dress, “we bow to your Rear of Heart-Shaped Greatness!”
People started moaning and rolling around on the floor. Teyla raised both eyebrows, Ronon snorted in amusement, and John couldn’t breathe for all the laughing.
In the grand scheme of things, Rodney wasn’t exactly surprised that his greatest asset was overlooked because of his great ass.